houseofhannibal:

madame-vashtranerada:

houseofhannibal:

dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers

OH

(via everyonelovesradpandas)

lets put some context into this gif shall we? 
Chris: (quietly singing) I love my flowery shirt oh yeah
Will: Gonna turn down the bass a little 
Guy: (sighs)

lets put some context into this gif shall we?
Chris: (quietly singing) I love my flowery shirt oh yeah
Will: Gonna turn down the bass a little
Guy: (sighs)

(Source: williamchampion, via thecoldplayroom)

nashofficial:

when someone on tumblr calls you by your real name

image

(Source: jerkofficial, via king-chris-the-42nd)

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moonplayer:

princessesofchina:

chris martins gorgeous laugh 

I’m seriously mindfucked after hearing this thing. But still

just listening to this makes me smile!

(via king-chris-the-42nd)

ellendegeneres:

Chelsea Handler talks about what it’s like to watch a kill on an African safari. 

imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE

(via petewentzisruiningmyfuckinglife)

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme, via blueoaktree)

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via sherlock)